Week 6 Rants & Ranks
I covered a lot of the outside topics in yesterday's
quick morning post, so let's jump right into the ranks...
The Fave 5...
("Fab 5" just sounded contrived... plus, I get bored easily)
1. New England (6-0): They're on another planet right now. There's the Patriots... and then everybody else.
2. Indianapolis (5-0): The "Best of the Rest", as it were. That mega-clash on November 4th just got even bigger, now that New England just knocked off the 3rd head of the 3-headed undefeated beast. They've got a good test this week at the Jaguars, then a winnable game at Carolina. Then Armageddon.
2a. Colorado Rockies (21-1): Sorry, needs to be mentioned. I'll agree with Mark Schlereth (who is one of the ESPN NFL analysts I actually enjoy... he and Jaws) and say that the only team that has a chance to knock off either of the two teams atop this list is the Rockies, who seemingly forgot how to lose. Shame they're going to have to wait a week to play another game. Lot of time to sit around and reflect on what they've just accomplished... and get complacent.
3. Pittsburgh (4-1): Fresh off the bye week, they've got only one "loseable" game between now and December 9th @ New England - November 5th against Baltimore. What a weekend that's going to be: Pats @ Colts, Ravens @ Steelers, Dallas @ Philly. Yikes. I might not leave my house for two straight days.
4. Dallas (5-1): Not to say that they were exposed as frauds - they actually had a lead in the second half, something no other Patriots' opponent had done so far this year - it's just that the level of competition was so far above what they could handle that they looked bad in the process. They're still atop the NFC East (though only by one game after the Giants' renaissance), and they still have the best team in the NFC.
5. Jacksonville (4-1): I'll admit -
I had no faith in them when they dumped Byron Leftwich. But they've performed well for the first 5 games of the year, almost doubling their opponents' scoring (100-58). And if they can hang tough or even beat the Colts in Jacksonville next week, I'll be very impressed.
Others receiving votes: Green Bay (need to show a better offense to be considered a threat), Tampa Bay (consistent offense, swarming defense... good formula), Kansas City (that's not a misprint... somehow they're atop the AFC West. For now).
The Foul 5...5. Cincinnati (1-4): This can't last, can it? Another team scoring 25+ per game... and allowing 30+. Tough stretch coming up too - Jets, Steelers, @ Buffalo, @ Baltimore, Cardinals, Titans, @ Steelers. There's
maybe two winnable games in there the way the Bengals are playing right now. At least they finish with four patsies (Rams, @Niners, Browns, @Dolphins).
4. New Orleans (1-4): The Saints Win! Holy Crap! The Saints Win! And even better - they had a lof of positives on offense, and even more on defense. Maybe they're not dead yet - in that division, they're actually only 3 games out.
3. Atlanta (1-5): Did
I actually say they had a chance to put up big offensive numbers last night? After the first quarter they didn't score another point. 10 in the first, 0 in the final three. Solid balance there fellas.
2. Miami (0-6): The only reason I've got them ahead of the Rams is that Miami is actually scoring points - over 21 per game. Trouble is, they're allowing over 30.
1. St. Louis (0-6): Yikes. No offense (12 ppg), no defense (26.5 ppg). I
said it yesterday - they'd better get a
bounty in return for that #1 pick in 2008.
Others Receiving Votes: Chicago (anytime the Bears put up 31 points and lose... they're in trouble), San Francisco (even the return of Alex Smith ain't gonna help this team), NY Jets (Clemens is in the game by halftime this week... if not sooner).
Back with picks Friday/Saturday. I've got a hellish week, so they might just be quick with no real explanation. Which is good, so I won't overthink things. Maybe that's the problem...
Lata.
Labels: 2007, Best Ever?, I'm awful at this, NFL, Rants and Ranks, Your team is a sham
Mea Culpa!
As
Brian said in the comments from Friday's post...
Thank God for the Giants.
Everyone, I'm sorry. I take full responsibility for my less than stellar picks last week. no matter what happens tonight, I cannot have more than 3 correct picks against the spread for the week. In fact, heading into the Monday night game, I'm 2-10-1 for the week; by far, the worst week in my three-plus-year history of picking against the spread. I think my previous worst was a 5-win week back in '04.
Somehow, I stand to actually make money if the Cowboys cover (-4.5) tonight against the Bills - Thank God for the Giants... and sweetheart teasers.
I'll be back tomorrow night with the weekly Rants & Ranks.
Lata.
Labels: 2007, Gambling, I'm awful at this, idiot, NFL, NFL Picks
Bracketology By D...
I’m positively giddy. The only time of year that makes me happier as a sports fan is late September into early October, when baseball wraps up, football kicks off, and the NHL & NBA are just about to gear up and roll out for their seasons.
March into April is a very close second. As I type this, I’m watching a Red Sox/Yankees game (preseason, sure. But still… Also, would it kill NESN to show the games in HD? They’ve got the capabilities… just pack the cameras and set them up. Sorry, had to rant), checking in on the latest NFL free agency, all while filling out my bracket and reading roughly 271,419 different “expert” opinions on how this year’s tournament is going to shake out, which teams got jobbed over, what storylines I’m going to be talking about (read: going to be beat over the head with) for the next five weeks, etc.
Today is a good day. And just to top it all off, Remy & Orsillo just had one of their patented “thirty seconds of dead air” while they giggled like 12-year old girls over some comment about the meaning of the word “philanthropy”. Triple word score for Remy – he challenged Orsillo to use it in a sentence. That brought the house down.
Anyway, since I’m reasonably good at picking brackets (or at least, the first round…), I figured I might as well give you all the “inside scoop”. And while I realize that my readership has recently tripled (now in double digits!), and most of the new readers are playing in the same ESPN Tournament Challenge group(s) as I am, all I ask is that if you copy my picks exactly, you don’t threaten bodily harm when we finish tied for last place.
East Rutherford:
UNC over E. Kentucky
Marquette over Michigan State
USC over Arkansas
Texas over New Mexico State
GW over Vanderbilt
Wash. State over Oral Roberts
Texas Tech over Boston College
G-Town over Belmont
UNC over Marquette
Texas over USC
Wash. State over GW
G-Town over Tx. Tech
Texas over UNC
G-Town over Wash. State
Texas over G-Town
San Antonio:
Ohio State over Central CT State
BYU over Xavier
Tennessee over Long Beach State
Albany over Virginia
Louisville over Stanford
Texas A&M over Pennsylvania
Creighton over Nevada
Memphis over North Texas
Ohio State over BYU
Albany over Tennessee
Texas A & M over Louisville
Memphis over Creighton
Ohio State over Albany
Texas A & M over Memphis
Ohio State over Texas A & M
St. Louis:
Florida over Jackson State
Purdue over Arizona
Butler over Old Dominion
Maryland over Davidson
Winthrop over Notre Dame
Oregon over Miami (OH)
UNLV over Georgia Tech
Wisconsin over Texas A&M – CC
Florida over Purdue
Butler over Maryland
Oregon over Winthrop
Wisconsin over UNLV
Butler over Florida
Wisconsin over Oregon
Wisconsin over Butler
San Jose:
Kansas over Play-In Winner (does it really matter? OK, fine - Niagara)
Villanova over Kentucky
Va. Tech over Illinois
S. Illinois over Holy Cross
Duke over VCU
Pittsburgh over Wright State
Gonzaga over Indiana
UCLA over Weber State
Kansas over Villanova
S. Illinois over Va. Tech
Pittsburgh over Duke
UCLA over Gonzaga
Kansas over S. Illiinois
UCLA over Pittsburgh
UCLA over Kansas
Final Four:
UCLA over Wisconsin
Ohio State over Texas
Championship:
Ohio State over UCLA, 74-68
And you have no idea how much, as a Michigan fan, that hurts to type.
So jump in to the ESPN.com Tourney Challenge, and join any or all of the groups I’m in (“Daily Quickie Readers”, “D---spin Pants Party”, and “Deadspin Pants Party”) and let’s see just how awful I am at this.
Lata.
Labels: 2007 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament, Bracketology, Brackets, I'm awful at this