Week 13 Picks
Week 13 Picks
It’s
OK, maybe I made that last part up. But I am here, sitting in my kitchen, writing about football lines. However, I’m not missing much action – the only other place I’d be right now is my bed, passed out, while SportCenter ran on the TV for eight hours straight. Chances are, that’s going to happen in the next 30-45 minutes anyway.
Personally, I’d rather spend the time with you.
11-5 last week (11-5? Are you kidding? Was anyone recording that?), pushing me above .500 (87-83-6) for the season with five weeks to go! Still plenty of time for me to botch the whole thing and end the year 15 games below even...
Lines are from SportsBook.com (my new betting home for the rest of the year. May Bodog and their devilish poker software rot in hell. SportsBook.com & ParadisePoker.com are my new team), and are accurate as of,
DOLPHINS (-5) over Bills: Just don’t like
Bengals (+3) over STEELERS: I was this close to taking
RAVENS (-8) over Texans: I’ll feel a lot better when it’s RAVENS (-2)... Couldn’t they just decide that whoever wins the coin toss wins this game 3-0, and spare all the fans the misery of actually watching two JV teams fumble the ball for 60 minutes straight? Is this really too much to ask?
COLTS (-16) over Titans: Remember a few weeks ago, when I said that the Colts would ease off the accelerator towards the end of the year, doing just enough to win games, not over-exerting themselves and saving their strength for January on the road? Yeah, I’m gonna back off that stance just a little bit...
BROWNS (+3) over Jaguars: Beware the road favorite relying on a QB with exactly 12 games of NFL experience and a 67.9 QB Rating... Especially when he’s going into an environment like
GIANTS (-3.5) over Cowboys: It’s a home game – Giants win by 6 or more. Boy, this is pretty simple...
BEARS (-7) over Packers: I hope that Brett Favre comes back one more year, if only so that he can end his career playing on a team that actually can compete every week. This group of guys pulled off the streets should be playing alongside one of the top 10 QB’s ever to put on the pads. It’s pretty sad...
Vikings (-2.5) over LIONS: Even though I think every NFL team wins the first game after firing their coach... I mean, c’mon. It’s
PANTHERS (-3) over Falcons: I just think Mike Vick is due for a lousy game. He’s had 7 TD’s to only one pick in his last four games and no QB ratings under 86 – I think this is the week he falls back to “Mediocre QB – Exceptional RB” status.
Bucs (-3.5) over SAINTS: There is no situation in which I would feel comfortable betting actual money on the Saints this season. None. You could hand me $10,000 and say “Go bet this on the Saints - they’re 25 point underdogs to the Texans!” and I would hand it back to you with a smile and say “Don’t worry – they’ll blow it.” Just trust me – if the Saints lose this game by less than 4 points... well, I’m far too tired to think of a good idea to finish this point, but you get the drift...
Cardinals (-3) over 49ERS: Yeah, sure. Whatever. Like this game matters at all... If you’re putting any kind of cash on this game, it may be time for you to look at the possibility that you might have a gambling problem, and that this may not be the best site for you to be reading...
Redskins (-3) over RAMS: I’m positively salivating at the thoughts of Santana Moss going against the Rams’ secondary. By the way, good luck getting the image of me salivating out of your head now – it’s permanently burned in there...
Jets (+10) over PATRIOTS: Two weeks ago, against the Saints, I said that this Patriots team should never, EVER, be favored by double digits in the 2005 season. Naturally, the handicappers took my advice seriously, waited a week, then made the Pats 10-point favorites again. Glad to see I wield so much power...
(By the way. On a personal side note, I’m a jackass. Not telling you anything you didn’t already know. Tuesday, my phone rang at about
Broncos (-1) over CHIEFS: Most ridiculous line of the week. Jake Plummer throws a pick, the Chiefs dismantle the struggling Patriots in KC, and suddenly this is a 1-point game? So the odds-makers are saying that the extra three days of rest that
CHARGERS (-11.5) over Raiders: But only because I’m teasing it down to (-5.5)...
Seahawks (-4) over EAGLES: Even with the jet lag factor, I think
RECAP: DOLPHINS / Bengals / RAVENS / COLTS / BROWNS / GIANTS / BEARS / Vikings / PANTHERS / Bucs / Cardinals / Redskins / Jets / Broncos / CHARGERS / Seahawks
Best Lines to Tease (+6):
Bengals (+
RAVENS (-
COLTS (-
BEARS (-7 to -1)
49ERS (+
Jets (+10 to +16) or PATRIOTS (-
CHARGERS (-11.5 to -6.5)
EAGLES (+
And now, bed. Lata.
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